Recipe - Chocolate Frog Mini-Cauldron

Well, potions class didn't start very well today. I was late - again. Professor Snape has warned me a bunch of times, but between the Weasley twins having flooded the east corridors and Peeves throwing rotten pumpkins at everyone trying to go down the main stairway, I had no choice but to take the long way around to the dungeons.

Professor Snape was already angry before I even arrived. His hatred of all things Muggle is well known, so when Professor Dumbledore announced that the next couple weeks would be dedicated to Muggle studies across all classes, we all dreaded potions.

We sat down to find chocolate frogs at our desks. Was this some kind of joke, Professor Snape leaving treats out for every student in class? Not a chance. Today's assignment was to create a popular Muggle hot drink that uses chocolate, and since students bringing sweets into Snape's classroom is strictly forbidden, he was forced to provide them for us.

This drink is apparently just thinned, melted chocolate. Professor Snape could barely bring himself to discuss it, instead letting Millicent Bulstrode talk about it to the class. Hermione and the few other students who were raised by Muggles all seemed really happy that the entire class was dedicated to this chocolate drink.

Opening my chocolate frog, I quickly used a simple stun spell to keep it from hopping away. Neville's frog jumped into one of the old dungeon runoff drains, so Ron and Harry both gave him bits of their frogs.

While some of the other students were chasing their frogs around the room, Susan Bones told us that someone in her family owns a chocolate shop in London, and that Muggles like chocolates in a variety of strengths, meaning the amount of actual cocoa bean in the chocolate. Apparently our chocolate frogs are 70% croakoa, which is similar to cocoa and gives the frogs their magical abilities. More importantly, I got a Salazar Slytherin card! So cool, I needed one! Although Ron got a Herpo the Foul card, which is really rare and even cooler!

Chopping up the chocolate frog felt a bit... umm... gross, I guess. I know we usually eat them anyway, but this kind of felt like torture, even though I know they're not really alive. But there was no way I was going to miss this! Parvati felt bad chopping hers up, so Snape charmed it back to pseudo-life and made her do it while it was squirming around on the table! She was in tears. He's so horrible!

We heated milk in our cauldrons, and just before the milk boiled, added the bits of chocolate frog. They melted quickly and smoothly. Seamus Finnegan somehow managed to catch his hair on fire, and Harry, Ron, and Neville had to cut their recipes by a third, which of course confused Ron to no end. Two students from Ravenclaw somehow caused their frogs to puff up like balloons until they popped! We’ve made things much more complex than this, I don’t know how they managed to screw this up.

Mine turned out pretty good! If I had to complain about any of it, I'd maybe say it was a bit too sweet. It was easy to see why Professor Snape hates it, as bitter as he is. Harry and Hermione also complained that theirs were too sweet, and Hermione instructed us all to add a spoonful of cocoa powder too them, which balanced them out nicely. Apparently she's been to Paris and told us about how the chocolate drinks there are darker and stronger. Naturally, Hermione made the best in class, but Professor Snape still took points from Gryffndor for her attitude when she presented it to him.

Off to History of Magic now. I think we’re learning about some Muggle named Houdini.

(Photography by Kristen Kennedy)